Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I have finally found the man of my dreams.
    He's sweet, he's cute and if he gives me any flack I can bite his head off!

    ( ya'll know im talking about a gingerbread man right?)

    by katrina
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  • You were so full of life

    by Briana
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  • The early bird may get the worm,
    but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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  • " Don't be mean to the nerds! They might be ur boss sumday!"

    by Leah
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  • People Dissing Me,
    Sat On A Wall,
    People Dissing Me,
    Had A Great Fall.
    And All The Kings Horses,
    And All The Kinds Men,
    Couldnt Put Their Lives Together Again!
    Get It?

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  • When God created man She was only joking.

    by Taylor
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  • Ya kno if all the prep stores shut down 4 som reason the ALL the preps would die!!

    by Sophia
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  • WhAt GoEs ArOuNd CoMeS bAcK tO kIcK yOu In ThE AsS!

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  • ~nobody is a virgin..life screws us all~

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  • When life gives you lemons...throw them back and say I DONT WANT YOU DARN LEMONS!!

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