Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Nietzsche says "God is Dead."
    God says "Nietzsche is Dead."
    Who wins?

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  • "Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill."

    by Gini
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  • "If God brings you to it, he will bring you threw it"

    by Gini
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  • I hope there are playing cards in limbo, otherwise i'm screwed...

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  • Life always stabs me on the back..but life never told me to smoke crack...

    by gabriel
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  • IM LOVED BY SOME
    HATED BY MANY
    ENVIED BY MOST,
    BUT YET WANTED BY PLENTY!

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  • Dont do the crime if you cant pay the time!!!

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  • "Never foget yesterday, but alwayz live for today...cuz u never know what tomorrow could bring, or what it could take away"

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  • What do you think shakespear was thinking when he quotes"to be or not to be..."..what really was the question anyways....?

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  • Thank God It's Friday? Only Two Mores Days Till Monday!

    by Cemp
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