I have friends, if u dont believe me ask the ant ur sitting on!!!

"Do it right, do it light, do it wrong, do it long."

You know what I mean. (;

Life is short! Party naked!

Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Those who lay alone at night crying, And those who play hopscotch and sing in the shower.

A "C" means Completed.
-Kevin

Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT

If you had a pound for every person you've slept with, you'd be a billionaire!

~*~not mine...don't know who wrote it...got it form a e-mail...~*~

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

About knocking on Death's door...

What happens when Death orders pizza?