In a world of cheerios....Be a FRUITLOOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence is golden...But shouting is Fun!!!

I knew I was a nut...when the squirrels started looking at me funny!!!!!!!

Heaven didnt want me...and Hell was afraid i would take over!!!!!!

Only in america do we put handicapped parking in front of a swimming pool

Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations

Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

Dont waste your time on people that don't care,
when you could have me!!!!!!!!!!!!

When looking for a sandwhich at two in the morning, do not look under the sofa, for what is there is not edible, well, it's not tasty

The only thing anyone can trust is that everyone will look out for themselves first