Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When life hangs you lemons.....

    Pass the Tequila Baby!!!

    by ShadowedPhoenix
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  • Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. .

    by TiFFanY
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  • I wish that I could bake a cake. Made out of rainbows and smiles, and we could all eat it and be happy!

    by Beautiful Drama
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  • LIFE IS LIKE A D**k, WHEN IT GETS HARD... F**k IT!!

    by Jo
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  • guys are like a box of chocolates you never know what kind you get!!

    Love tamra

    for all those gurlz that feel the same way

    by tamra chantel
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  • Life can be more fun than a double jointed prostitute, if you let it.

    by Sunny
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  • A friend started real low in life, But he worked very hard for years putting out a lot of effort, Being diligent, Applying himself, Did all he could and yesterday he called to tell me that he finally made it - To the bottom of the barrel

    by Paul Mills
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  • Your a relation to frankinstanes creations(lol)

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat
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  • There is a fine line between happy and
    mental ilness

    by MyMuffledScreams
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  • You cant scare me I have kids!

    *unknown author

    by Tarikins
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