When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my A S S goodbye!!!

Well Billy... thats called a penis... you SUCK it

Is this the part where I listen and act like I care?

I guess what I'm really trying to say is.... oh look a butterfly

He told me I was his first!

If you cant smoke it
And you cant drink it
And you cant screw it
Then what the hell is it?

The only reason I'm your dad
Is because Your mom makes
GREAT Pancakes

It's cool to stay in school
It's my deed to smoke weed
I think I should drink
Now dunt yuo sea? Skool relly pais off

PerfECt GirLz aRen'T rEaL aNd ReAL GirLz aRen'T PerFeCt

A day without laughing is
**a day wasted.**

aNd daT's Da TruTh ..that you can HandeL