Dont sweat the petty thing and dont pet the sweatty things lol- First Daughter

Im not conceeded im convinced

WHAT DID THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON DO AGAIN?

Life is like a boner, long and hard

heard it from my bestfriends cousin

Therapy is expensive... but popping bubble wrap is cheap.

U don't need a hamer to get nailed

U don't need to b an egg to get laid

- by my best frend breanna

Life is a boomerang,
when you throw it,
it smacks you right back.

Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade om the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

-Anon

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping