Funny Quotes About Life

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  • LIFE IS LIKE A D**k, WHEN IT GETS HARD... F**k IT!!

    by Jo
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  • guys are like a box of chocolates you never know what kind you get!!

    Love tamra

    for all those gurlz that feel the same way

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  • Life can be more fun than a double jointed prostitute, if you let it.

    by Sunny
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  • A friend started real low in life, But he worked very hard for years putting out a lot of effort, Being diligent, Applying himself, Did all he could and yesterday he called to tell me that he finally made it - To the bottom of the barrel

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  • Your a relation to frankinstanes creations(lol)

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  • There is a fine line between happy and
    mental ilness

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  • You cant scare me I have kids!

    *unknown author

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  • * Found on Net Not Mine*

    Dont Cry because its over, smile because it happened...

    *so true

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  • At first I missed my ex, but then my aim got better.

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  • Don't be Grumpy
    Be Humpy

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