Thank God It's Friday? Only Two Mores Days Till Monday!

If you believe you can fly, don't throw yourself down the stairs...it hurts.

Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you?
Yeah, that was a good one, God.
Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
-Cartman

Im sitting in the livingroom listening to my sister drop bombs in the ocean!

When life hangs you lemons.....

Pass the Tequila Baby!!!

Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. .

I wish that I could bake a cake. Made out of rainbows and smiles, and we could all eat it and be happy!

LIFE IS LIKE A D**k, WHEN IT GETS HARD... F**k IT!!

guys are like a box of chocolates you never know what kind you get!!

Love tamra

for all those gurlz that feel the same way

Life can be more fun than a double jointed prostitute, if you let it.