I got a life once but it ended up being this one...

Once again I must tell people that I am not insane and that there is meaning to my madness...I...just need to figure it out...

!~*~*~Money Doesn't Buy You Happiness.......But It Does Buy You Lots Of Expensive Stuff~*~*~!

Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first u dont succeed forget the world lets smoke some weed

You're just [[jealous]] cause I sound like a RoCkStAr!

ShElLi aNd BrItTaNy!

Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.

Anton LaVey

Remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**chslap the mother f*#?er upside the head

* LiFeS sHoRt - RuN aRoUnD - nAkEd *

Just like a body building elf, life is short and hard

-- not mine, but I liked it

If You Take A Look In My Eye, You Will See That I'll Be A Ganster Till I Die!!