Your a relation to frankinstanes creations(lol)

There is a fine line between happy and
mental ilness

You cant scare me I have kids!

*unknown author

* Found on Net Not Mine*

Dont Cry because its over, smile because it happened...

*so true

At first I missed my ex, but then my aim got better.

Don't be Grumpy
Be Humpy

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few seconds.
Light a man on fire and he'll be warm until he dies!

There's nothing fun about funsize.

90% of beign smart is knowing what your dumb at

My life is like a straight line... and someones else is on it...