Funny Quotes About Life

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  • * Found on Net Not Mine*

    Dont Cry because its over, smile because it happened...

    *so true

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  • At first I missed my ex, but then my aim got better.

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  • Don't be Grumpy
    Be Humpy

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  • Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few seconds.
    Light a man on fire and he'll be warm until he dies!

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  • There's nothing fun about funsize.

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  • 90% of beign smart is knowing what your dumb at

    by 2die4
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  • My life is like a straight line... and someones else is on it...

    by gabriel
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  • Anxiety feeds upon its prey...not taday.

    by gabriel
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  • I think that God created women as punishment becuz of some horrible act us men created before the world came to be....

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  • Laugh and the world will laugh with you, cry and you will ruin your mascara

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