I'm blonde, wats ur excuse? Oh wait, I'm brunette...

Dont follow in my footsteps... I run into walls!

First god made men. But then he had a better idea: women!

I dont have a short attention span, I just, Ooo, hey look, a cupcake!

Cancel my subscription, I dont need your issues!

I only smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I'm not stalking you, I just happen to be going in the same direction.

here's to the men that we love and here's to the men that....love us,but the men we love aren't the men that love us. so to hell with men, here's to us!!!!

I believe in dragons,good men, and other fanasty creatures!

I want a sensitive man--- one that will cry when i hit him!!!!