There's nothing fun about funsize.

90% of beign smart is knowing what your dumb at

My life is like a straight line... and someones else is on it...

Anxiety feeds upon its prey...not taday.

I think that God created women as punishment becuz of some horrible act us men created before the world came to be....

Laugh and the world will laugh with you, cry and you will ruin your mascara

In a game show

Host) Whats your name
1st) My name is Annita
Host) And yours
2nd) Long
Host) And yours
3rd) My name is Harrie
Host) Last but not least
4th) My name is Dik
Host) So are contestents are Annita, Long, Harrie, Dik

Why do we say that only smart people use condoms and not dumb people? Do we really want dumb people to reproduce

Insanity takes a toll, please have exact change.

Uhh...ok...now something that life should've taught you is that you can't always get what you want......................umm well of course unless you're me!!!