Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Twos a crowd but threes a f load of fun

    ~Cruel Intentions 2~

    by carolyn
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  • Please darling nothing loud I'm way passed stressed and riding on crazy

    by carolyn
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  • Red-neck is defined as, "A glorious absence of sophistication. It can be part-time or whole-time."

    -Jeff Foxworthy

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  • "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you learn stuff like two plus two is ten, or something."

    - Dennis Rodman, NBA player

    by steve
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  • Penguins are taking over the world and lammas are going to save us.... my friends kat told me that

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  • "I'm not use to having a boss, I am the Boss"
    --Kimora Lee-Simmons--

    by Akida
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  • Never always lasts forever

    by ItGirl
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  • If drama were ice cream, we would all have major brain freeze

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  • I may seem like I am under stress,
    but do not worry it is only P.M.S.

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  • If life were a box of chocolates...I wouldn't eat it.You don't know where that chocolate has been!

    by Kelsey
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