In a game show

Host) Whats your name
1st) My name is Annita
Host) And yours
2nd) Long
Host) And yours
3rd) My name is Harrie
Host) Last but not least
4th) My name is Dik
Host) So are contestents are Annita, Long, Harrie, Dik

Why do we say that only smart people use condoms and not dumb people? Do we really want dumb people to reproduce

Insanity takes a toll, please have exact change.

Uhh...ok...now something that life should've taught you is that you can't always get what you want......................umm well of course unless you're me!!!

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“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”
-Ellen Degeneress

Yes It is true you are only as old as you feel and I look very good for 189

I know that one man's trash is another man's treasure because all four of my X - wives got remarried

You got to poop you got to poop

Brush your teeth or eats sweets before bed time ?

Scientific facts:
Remnants remain in mouth and between teeth
Consciousness of the world is suspended
99.99% all humans sleep with their mouth open

ALL insects are attracted to sweets