Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Conscienceness is only the annoying time between sleep

    This is a quote that my mates came up with

    by Helen
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  • love it when people talk about u cuz obviously ur popular

    by *heidi;
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  • I love him
    oh, yes i do
    he's for me and not for you
    so if by chance you take my place
    i'll take my fist and punch your face!

    i did not write this but my sis did tell me about it!!!

    by Alysha
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  • Sitting at the popular table is like...
    getting invited to a Halloween party
    that you're really excited about, only when you show up at the door, you're the only one wearing a coustume..

    -Perfect by Natasha Friend

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  • If I Said I Was Going To Jump Off A Bridge

    Would You Jump Too

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  • Why try when u can save yourself the trouble and not try at all

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  • When I Was Born Instead Of Slapping Me
    The Doctor Slapped My Mother

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  • A good friend will bail u out of jail,
    but uR best friend will be seating right next to u in the cell saying,
    "dang, we sure screwed up this time!"

    **not mine but i lOve It.

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  • "I hope a big acid shitting monster comes and craps acid all over it, and burn it from the face of the earth!" ~ Bryan...one of my friends talking about his house..

    by Nikki
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  • *.*.*I OnLy AsK ?QuEsTiOnS? WhEn I C.A.R.E AbOuT ThE AwNsUrS.*.*.*

    by nekell
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