Funny Quotes About Life

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  • “In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”
    -Ellen Degeneress

    by Debra
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  • Yes It is true you are only as old as you feel and I look very good for 189

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  • I know that one man's trash is another man's treasure because all four of my X - wives got remarried

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  • You got to poop you got to poop

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  • Brush your teeth or eats sweets before bed time ?

    Scientific facts:
    Remnants remain in mouth and between teeth
    Consciousness of the world is suspended
    99.99% all humans sleep with their mouth open

    ALL insects are attracted to sweets

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  • Don't squat with your spurs on.

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  • Never eat prunes when famished.

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  • "When your 5 it's imagination, but when your 35 it's insanity"

    by Leyesto
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  • "Avoid hangovers--Just stay drunk"

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