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“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.†|
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Yes It is true you are only as old as you feel and I look very good for 189 |
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I know that one man's trash is another man's treasure because all four of my X - wives got remarried |
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You got to poop you got to poop |
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Brush your teeth or eats sweets before bed time ? |
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Don't squat with your spurs on. |
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Never eat prunes when famished. |
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"When your 5 it's imagination, but when your 35 it's insanity" |
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"Avoid hangovers--Just stay drunk" |