I told once more again never to screw me over that if you did i would leave so now you come crawling back to me but i say no you stupid h*e

bro wrote this not me so don\\\'t put black mark on my record mine are good...lol

If at first you dont succeed - cheat!

A skater broke meh heart

I broke his board!

Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run... he hates that

Me: Don't you just hate suicidal people?
Josh: Yeah... wait, r u a suicidal person?
Me: No.
Josh: Ok, then yes.

Roses are red violets are blue
AIDS are spreading so watch who you SCREW!

Help me.
im at the police station.The police caught me and filed a case against me.Posseeeion of good loooks im doomed.i need some1 ugly to bail me out.so hurry you lot help me,.get me out

SoMeTiMEs ThE OnLy SeNsE YoU cAn MaKe OuT Of LiFe Is ThE SensE Of HumoUr

"If the moon was made of cheese, i bet it would make a lot of nachos!"
By: David, My Boyfriend

How am I? Why, bluer than Stilton's finest!
(Stilton is a blue cheese)
-me