You got to poop you got to poop

Brush your teeth or eats sweets before bed time ?

Scientific facts:
Remnants remain in mouth and between teeth
Consciousness of the world is suspended
99.99% all humans sleep with their mouth open

ALL insects are attracted to sweets

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Never eat prunes when famished.

"When your 5 it's imagination, but when your 35 it's insanity"

"Avoid hangovers--Just stay drunk"

Seen it all, done it all, cant remember half of it

I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them

I did not chose to be Mexican... I was just born lucky