Time Is a waste of life, Life is a waste of time, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!!!

Some people say that ones personality is relfected off their car..... well, i have no car!

Life is like a jalepeno pepper, what you do today, will burn you in the butt tomorrow.

The grass is always greener on the other side, but someone still has to mow it.

A wise man once said
"i don't know - go ask a woman"

lol! hey no offence to ne guyz out there

I'm stuck at home with idiots...........wait..i'm the only one here!!

Please stay away
Please dont stay
If you dont you will be reported missing
dont blame me I warned you
I'm PMSing

Your only young once - but you can be immiture forever!

Trust me, my life's goal is NOT to make you suffer. I swear. It's to laugh hysterically (and/or maniacally) at your expense, whether it be through bodily harm, Krispy Kreme donuts, or any other sort of kitchen utensil/appliance you can think of.

I don't see why teachers give us assignments that cant be done in one night, when obviously they are going to be left till then..