I see skies of green and clouds of brown and i think to myself wut a very shity world.

Life is full of challenge and frustration........................But sooner or later you will find the hairstyle you like.

Your moms soo fat she fell in luv and broke it- lol Carter as if u said this its soo gayY!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear

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Yesterday was that past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift...that is why they call it the present.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

Do you believe in ducks

Do you dance with noodles?

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.