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Don't squat with your spurs on. |
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Never eat prunes when famished. |
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"When your 5 it's imagination, but when your 35 it's insanity" |
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"Avoid hangovers--Just stay drunk" |
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Seen it all, done it all, cant remember half of it |
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I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it |
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Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them |
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I did not chose to be Mexican... I was just born lucky |
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How stupid can u b if u cant even pretend to b stupid |
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Life is like a di*k, when it gets hard f**k it, |