Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Stonerz Live And Stonerz Die....
    But In The End We All Die High!!!

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  • You're so stupid I could bite you.

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  • "Can I ask you a question?" --ya really didn't give me a choice did ya.

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  • Keep honking i'm reloading

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  • If life starts to get you down, don't let it, because it's going to be a pain in the arse to stand back up.

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  • Take life as if it were a joke, you are always lonely, homeless, pregnant or broke.

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  • Anything can happen... and it usually does.

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  • "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"

    by Jackie
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  • Don't drink and drive, Smoke weed and fly!

    by xCezx
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  • "gettin drunk is just a way to do what you really want w/out feelin bad or even sometimes remembering"

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