I feel that my whole life is some kind of dream and I sometimes wonder whose it is and whether they are enjoying it.

I'm not lazy I'm just reluctant to work.

Organised people are just too lazy to look for things....

Life is short and so am i

I have lil ppl in my head and thay run around all day and say FU and that is all thay can say and i dont know why

***Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt.... Then its hilarious!***

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Have you ever noticed that the letters in mother in law rearrange to spell out Woman Hitler?

And they say teens always lie what about parents!? Example:
Kid: Dad someone's on the phone for u!
Dad:Tell them I'm not here!

Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die.