When life gives you lemons make lemonade and then find someone who life has given vodka..get together and have a party!

"we love you just the way you are"
that's just what people tell stupid people cause they know they'll never acheive anymore than their stupidity

Second best ant gr8 but its dam beta then 3rd

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"

Don't drink and drive, Smoke weed and fly!

"gettin drunk is just a way to do what you really want w/out feelin bad or even sometimes remembering"

Theirs only one fair and it comes once a year and its the Pomana Fair

"Can I ask you a question?" --ya really didn't give me a choice did ya.

You're so stupid I could bite you.

Stonerz Live And Stonerz Die....
But In The End We All Die High!!!