Theirs only one fair and it comes once a year and its the Pomana Fair

"gettin drunk is just a way to do what you really want w/out feelin bad or even sometimes remembering"

TO THE GUYS

Always carry around a tampon, JUST incase a girl asks for one.

It take
Only one positive hand
To lift the pressure
To boost it
Making cheerful
And fruitful
Time.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and relize you havent fallen asleep yet

Keep honking i'm reloading

If life starts to get you down, don't let it, because it's going to be a pain in the arse to stand back up.

Take life as if it were a joke, you are always lonely, homeless, pregnant or broke.

Anything can happen... and it usually does.

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"