Anything can happen... and it usually does.

Take life as if it were a joke, you are always lonely, homeless, pregnant or broke.

One look...and then whabammm!...you just have to sop look and..AIya!!!...i wanna go home..she's meant to be that way and my pocket's a freakin coward!

Every one always asks which came first the chicken or the egg, i think it was the omlet

Im going through a really awkward time at the moment... you know... that one between birth and death?

Tell the truth and you dont have to worry about remembering what you said.

TO THE GUYS

Always carry around a tampon, JUST incase a girl asks for one.

It take
Only one positive hand
To lift the pressure
To boost it
Making cheerful
And fruitful
Time.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and relize you havent fallen asleep yet

Keep honking i'm reloading