Keep honking i'm reloading

Stress is when you wake up screaming and relize you havent fallen asleep yet

I was probably skinny when fat was 'in'.

3% of the ppl make things happen
7% sit back and watch things going on
90% have no fu**in* clue whats happenin!

how tru, eh?

.:behind every [b][i][t][c][h]:.
.:there is a guy:.
.:who made her that way:.

One look...and then whabammm!...you just have to sop look and..AIya!!!...i wanna go home..she's meant to be that way and my pocket's a freakin coward!

Every one always asks which came first the chicken or the egg, i think it was the omlet

Im going through a really awkward time at the moment... you know... that one between birth and death?

Tell the truth and you dont have to worry about remembering what you said.

TO THE GUYS

Always carry around a tampon, JUST incase a girl asks for one.