May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

'to guys, girls are like toys, play with them, break them, then throw them away and get a new 1.'

We all have this STD and its called life, a 100% chance of death

Party hard, rock and roll, were the class you cant control, guys are pimpin, gurls are fine, were the class of 2009!

This is not mine, i got it from a friend, but i have to support my class! 2009!

Staying in bed on Sunday shouting OH GOD! Doesn't clarify as being Christian like!

not mine but its true! hehe

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

I'll be here every day for life, plus 30 years, if I live that long.
-Joaquin Phoenix in To Die For

LiFeS a B!t(H wE'Re AlL gOnNa DiE sO f*(K tHe WoRlD aNd LeTs GeT hIgH!

Guys are like roses..you have to watch out for the pricks

It doesnt just rain in life.. it pours!