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Guys are like roses..you have to watch out for the pricks |
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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment. |
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"Don't bottle your feelings pickle 'em first" |
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Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all |
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'to guys, girls are like toys, play with them, break them, then throw them away and get a new 1.' |
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We all have this STD and its called life, a 100% chance of death |
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Party hard, rock and roll, were the class you cant control, guys are pimpin, gurls are fine, were the class of 2009! |
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Staying in bed on Sunday shouting OH GOD! Doesn't clarify as being Christian like! |
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"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" |
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I'll be here every day for life, plus 30 years, if I live that long. |