Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
    ~The Simpsons~

    by Juliano
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  • "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
    ~The Simpsons~

    by Juliano
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  • "It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
    ~The Simpsons~

    by Juliano
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  • "The only absolutes in life are your friends and vodka...and a good time usually involves both."

    by Caroline Golden
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  • In A w0rLd 0f ChEeRi0s ... Be A fRuIt Lo0p =D

    by ღ BRiANNA ღ
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  • Lifes not about waiting for the storm to pass,
    or learning how to dance in the rain...
    its about saving as much of your $hit as you can
    before the water comes in and ruins it all
    and i know from experience.

    by Allison
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  • "OMG I HAVE A GREY PUBIC HAIR!!!!"

    --ur such a random person daniel=P

    by Lozzy
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  • If life has given you lemons
    find some 1 that life has given tequila
    and have a party

    -ron white

    by Country Bumkin
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  • Circular logic: the kind with no loose ends.
    -J.D.

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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  • It's ten minutes to three in the morning, I'm tired, cold and I want to go to bed...

    ...better get the coffee going.

    (The usual teen's evening)

    by Aidyn
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