Funny Quotes About Life

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  • In A w0rLd 0f ChEeRi0s ... Be A fRuIt Lo0p =D

    by ღ BRiANNA ღ
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  • Lifes not about waiting for the storm to pass,
    or learning how to dance in the rain...
    its about saving as much of your $hit as you can
    before the water comes in and ruins it all
    and i know from experience.

    by Allison
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  • "OMG I HAVE A GREY PUBIC HAIR!!!!"

    --ur such a random person daniel=P

    by Lozzy
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  • If life has given you lemons
    find some 1 that life has given tequila
    and have a party

    -ron white

    by Country Bumkin
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  • Circular logic: the kind with no loose ends.
    -J.D.

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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  • It's ten minutes to three in the morning, I'm tired, cold and I want to go to bed...

    ...better get the coffee going.

    (The usual teen's evening)

    by Aidyn
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  • There's been a stabbing, you got a camera?
    -Jason

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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  • May the bird of paradise shit on your head.

    by Sarah
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  • F*c* The Gay Sh*t I'm Going Straight

    *My Friend Said This The Other Day At School ,But Was Not Meaning To Say It The Way It Sound.

    by Ericka
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  • When in doubt........
    Smile and nod ;)

    by Erika
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