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A wise man once said |
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You know, I wish guys wouldn't talk to my breasts. Maybe if I talk to the "head with the brains", then I'd get his full attention? |
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"I'm not blind...I just couldn't see it" |
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Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number. |
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"It's no wonder people who are the sign of the "TAURUS" are stubborn all the time..." It's because they are all full of "BullS__t"... |
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Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost. |
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Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick. |
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Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her |
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U think my life sucks, listen to yours |