Funny Quotes About Life

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  • A wise man once said
    "i don't know - go ask a woman"

    lol! hey no offence to ne guyz out there

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  • You know, I wish guys wouldn't talk to my breasts. Maybe if I talk to the "head with the brains", then I'd get his full attention?

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  • "I'm not blind...I just couldn't see it"

    by Kat
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  • Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number.

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  • "It's no wonder people who are the sign of the "TAURUS" are stubborn all the time..." It's because they are all full of "BullS__t"...

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost.

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  • Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick.

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  • Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row

    by CalGirl
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  • Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her

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  • U think my life sucks, listen to yours
    Ur boyfriend is a tw*t
    I'm sorry but ur fat
    Ur a whor* and nothing more
    I'm sorry but that's that.

    by Caitlin
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