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"Food eaten while walking contains no calories." |
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I did not chose to be Mexican... I was just born lucky |
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It's ten minutes to three in the morning, I'm tired, cold and I want to go to bed... |
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A wise man once said |
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If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to BUY her friends?? |
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My parents control my life so why don't they go to school for me? |
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I see your face, when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming. |
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You know, I wish guys wouldn't talk to my breasts. Maybe if I talk to the "head with the brains", then I'd get his full attention? |
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"I'm not blind...I just couldn't see it" |
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"It's no wonder people who are the sign of the "TAURUS" are stubborn all the time..." It's because they are all full of "BullS__t"... |