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Same sh!t differnt day!! |
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Only in america do we put handicapped parking in front of a swimming pool |
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. |
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I think my favorite phobia is Phronemophobia [the fear of thinking]. :D |
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Some things are just so amazing that |
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. |
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Ill stop being a biatch when all guys git hit by cars |
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
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If the world was upside down everyone would be falling |
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If Jack fell on a horse, Would you help Jack off the horse? |