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Learn to enjoy your own company, you are the only person you can count on to live the rest of your life. |
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PMS- |
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"Money doesn't grow on trees, it's made from trees." |
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Children in the dark cause accidents; Accidents in the dark cause children. |
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Old enough to know better, too young to care. |
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Guys are either taken, gay, or full of shit! |
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Ever wondered what it is like to be a jacket potatoe......hot i guess. |
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If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. |
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Life's a b.itch...maybe we need to pet it sometimes. |
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse |