"Money doesn't grow on trees, it's made from trees."

Children in the dark cause accidents; Accidents in the dark cause children.

Old enough to know better, too young to care.

Guys are either taken, gay, or full of shit!

Ever wondered what it is like to be a jacket potatoe......hot i guess.

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Life's a b.itch...maybe we need to pet it sometimes.

//Ari\\

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

"Lifes a D**k. When it gets hard, F**k it"!

"You're about as screwed as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."