The tooth fairy teaches children
that they can sell their body parts for money.
I blame her for prostitution.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!

Beauti is just a light Switch away!!

Roll Roll Roll Your Joint, Gently Down The Line, Take A Toke, Inhale Dat Smoke, And Blow Your Friggin Mind!!

Ha Ha Love it :P

My mom always told me that everyone is given a gift...it just turns out that some people's gift is to screw everything up.

In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

The cops sent me a photo of my car running a red light. So to be fair, I sent them a photo of my check.

There's a time in every person's life when they sit down on the rim of a waterfall, or lay in a field and look up at the stars, or stare out of a window with music playing, and think,
"What on Earth does cliche mean?"

I like dead end signs. They're kind. They at least have the decency to let you know you're going nowhere.
-Bugs Bunny

Rumors are vicious,
Talk is cheap.
Words are malicious,
Secrets you should keep.
Gossip is fake && will make the deepest cut.
So learn from the past, && keep your mouth shut.