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The worst time to have a heart attack or a seasure is during a game of charades. |
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People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE |
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You know it's sad when you tell yourself off for interrupting a conversation with yourself. |
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No one dies a virgin...life screws us all |
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Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. . |
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No one dies a virgin |
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Smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night... |
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If practice makes perfect, |
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?! |
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The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. |