There's a time in every person's life when they sit down on the rim of a waterfall, or lay in a field and look up at the stars, or stare out of a window with music playing, and think,
"What on Earth does cliche mean?"

None of us are virgins.

Life has screwed us all.

The worst time to have a heart attack or a seasure is during a game of charades.

If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!

Money cant buy you happiness, but they can buy you marshmallows, which is sorta the same thing.

4 out of 3 people have difficulties with fractions.

"Me no study
Me no care
Me go marry a millionair
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry nother guy"

Funny what people write on walls, this one came off our school wall, it cracked us up...

"You no how they say a dream is a wish your heart makes?......so lemme get this straight... my heart wishes i would go to school naked and get attacked by a flying jar of peanut butter?"....dude thas messed up....

People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

Rumors are vicious,
Talk is cheap.
Words are malicious,
Secrets you should keep.
Gossip is fake && will make the deepest cut.
So learn from the past, && keep your mouth shut.