You know it's sad when you tell yourself off for interrupting a conversation with yourself.

"If you haven't made at least three people smile today, then you are taking your life way to seriously."

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!

My mom always told me that everyone is given a gift...it just turns out that some people's gift is to screw everything up.

Beauti is just a light Switch away!!

People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Finally i understands that a woman always gets the last word in an argument. Anything said after that is the start of a new argument.

Dont get high on life
cereal hurts when it gets stuck
up your nose!!

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown MENstrul cramps, MENopause did u eva notice how all our problems start wid MEN???