Life is all about ass ...
You're either covering it
laughing it off
kicking it
kissing it
busting it
trying to get a piece of it
or behaving like one*
LOL So true

By: Leigha

I used to have a life but my job ate it.

All you need in this world is a dirty mind
and someone to share it with...

I am like air and I do wherever I want even if you have a bullet
You cannot kill me

My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at my tire
I noticed your cat.

Bosses are like diapers. Always on your @$$, and usually full of $hit

Why is it everyone stares at people who are crazy? Hell, who isn't crazy anymore? The ones in the asylums are the sane ones, they don't have to work AND they get free meals.

Beauty is skin deep.. some one that is ugly to you is the most precious to some one else..just remeber that person maybe ugly to you but you are also ugly to someone else

Don't take life too seriously, nobody's ever made it out alive.

You know you're PMSing when you'd rather block everyone on your buddy list than just not sign on at all.