Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Everyone has to believe in something..... I believe I'll go to sleep

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  • "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you pulled this one off."

    by Nick
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  • Got a problem with me?
    S0LVE iT.
    think i`m trippin?
    TiE MY SH0ESz.
    can`t stand me?
    SiT D0WN.
    can`t face me?
    TURN THE F**K AR0UND.

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  • Two wrongs dont make a right,
    but three rights make a left.

    [think about it... its true...]

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  • Life is like an open book , it can be hard to turn the page

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  • Inner beauty is a shame that we dont live inside out....

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  • Life is like a penis, when its soft you beat it and when its hard you screw it.

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  • Remember it takes 42 mucles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and smack the idiot upside the head

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  • Life's not a garden so stop being a H O E!

    by Nacole
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  • A promise is forever....
    thats what people say...
    welcome to reality...
    their broken everyday...

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