Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

Never argue with a stupid person...

They'll only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!

If your a sandwich short of a picnic
BRING POTATO SALAD!!!!!

The only differance between good girls and bad girls is that only one of them gets caught.

Every time I get the urge to exercise...
I lie down until it passes!

Jerk: Why do you wear a bra? It's not like you have anything to put in it.

Girl: Well then why do you wear pants?

The next time someone tells me to "GO TAKE A FLYING F__K"...They better not forget to include the "AIRLINE" that handles these types of flights..

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tommorrow frees you to appreciate life now.

When your right
No one remembers
When your wrong
No one forgets

(Not mine but I hope you like it)

Life isn't a race, so finishing first doesn't make you the winner.