If the ocean was liquer and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and drink my way up, but the oceans not liquer and im not a duck so pass me a shot and lets get f**ked up

.suicide is cheating the doctors out of a job.

The popular kid are always to cool for you, but remember this, 20 years from now when you are rich and famous, they'll b working at McDonalds serveing you. Whos to cool now

There are plenty of fish in the sea... but quite a few in my aquarium.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

If God didnt want me to do it, he would have stoped me...
(thats what i tell my parents every time they ask me why i did what i did,hehe)

If there's no chocolate in Heaven I'm not going.

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggie style
or 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone loves get laid!!!!!!!

Bacon is bacon
eggs is eggs
dont let those boys get between your legs
so don't eat sugar
and dont eat salt
cause if you have a baby,
iz not my fault

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!