In the end people always turn out to be who they said they wouldn't.
Yeah, we all become our parents.

Its better to regret something you have done then something you haven't done.

My glass is half empty ........ and it's leaking.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Life is like a bottle of Vodka you don't get all the answers even when you hit the bottom. But hey you had a hell of a time gettin there!

Someone should poke you in the eye
with a really hot french frie

The popular kid are always to cool for you, but remember this, 20 years from now when you are rich and famous, they'll b working at McDonalds serveing you. Whos to cool now

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

I found a box today labeled "The Meaning of Life".
So of course I opened it, and inside I found a huge, red tomato.

" well, i think im in shape "
" i agree, round is a shape "