If there's no chocolate in Heaven I'm not going.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Im lost in the darkness...
so can someone please send me a god damn flashlight??

*Something my friend Ed said*

If you don't get caught, did you really do it?

What happens when life gives you a pair of lemons, you stick them in your bra to make you chest bigger!lol

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Hated by many
Confronted by none

There are plenty of fish in the sea... but quite a few in my aquarium.

Ever get that feeling your free falling but you forgot the parachute and the back up aint working?

Yup i guess its just one of those days..

**Alec**

Life's too short to eat the pink jelly beans last