Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If it wasn't for stress, I'd have no energy at all

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  • Im lost in the darkness...
    so can someone please send me a god damn flashlight??

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  • Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

    hehe i liked this one ~*~Amber~*~

    by amber
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  • The popular kid are always to cool for you, but remember this, 20 years from now when you are rich and famous, they'll b working at McDonalds serveing you. Whos to cool now

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  • I have style, I have class
    Mess with me I'll kick your ass.
    For all those sl.uts who think you're kool
    Think again cos B.itches Rule!!!

    by Janelle
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  • In the end people always turn out to be who they said they wouldn't.
    Yeah, we all become our parents.

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  • Its better to regret something you have done then something you haven't done.

    by Jimmeh
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  • I went into a library and asked where the mystery books were located. The person just looked at me and said idk...its a mystery.

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  • If the ocean was liquer and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and drink my way up, but the oceans not liquer and im not a duck so pass me a shot and lets get f**ked up

    by amanda
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  • Your like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat thats not there

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