Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "normal" is an invention of boring people

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  • Your like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat thats not there

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  • 34 muscles to frown; 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell them to BiTE ME.

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  • Not mine found it online just wanted to share it. :)

    I don't Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk.

    by JEFF
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  • ISNT iT FUNNY THAT DAY BY DAY
    NOTHiG CHANGES BUT THEN WHEN
    YOU LOOK BACK EVERYTHiNG iS DiFFERENT

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  • Heaven wont take me but hell cant handle me, so i got stuck in this place called life

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  • When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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  • LIFE:you'll never get out alive!

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  • For parents, there are few things more annoying than teenagers. And for teenagers there are few things more annoying than parents. So how come there are so many teen parents these days?

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  • My daughter was going to give you the gift of her virgininity tonight. would you be ever so kind and decline?

    by thing3
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