Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Same sh!t differnt day!!

    by Kerri
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  • Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

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  • I owe my success to listening respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

    by Shannon
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  • Dancing makes for a good time. Dancing like you're in an iPod commercial makes for a better time.-Kelsey

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  • I was probably skinny when fat was 'in'.

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  • I guess what I'm really trying to say is.... oh look a butterfly

    by 6 A M
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  • The only reason I'm your dad
    Is because Your mom makes
    GREAT Pancakes

    by 6 A M
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  • Few women admit there age, few men act theres

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  • On the other hand you have diffrent fingers

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  • Everyone brings happiness into this room
    Some by entering
    Some by leaving.

    by Sole
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