If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, then why practice?

Boyz are like purses they are cute, full of crap, and replacable!!!

LIFE IS NOT BURGER KING...YOU CAN'T ALWAYS HAVE IT YOUR WAY...LOL

"I may be bisexual, but you need to stop rubbing up on me like that!"

In a world where darkness and evil roam free, only one thing can save us...

FRUIT LOOPS!

Silence may be golden, But witty remarks are platinum.

Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh...

If the world was upside down everyone would be falling

**some argument in writing comp.**
girl 1: i wld spell it out for u if u knew how to read!
girl 2: then wtf are we in writing class for??!!
random voice: to write??

"Life,is about getting old;
live now, get old later."