Other Funny Poems

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  • My hand

    by BEA

    Roses are red violets are blue
    i have five fingers...

  • The Mood Ring

    by Susan

    My mood ring can't make up it's mind today
    If it wants to be black, blue, or gray...

  • Hullabaloo...my hair is all filled with clay..
    Maybe i'm too old and it's gray...

  • Sussy's pussy

    by Eddie Hoyte

    Sussy got a big pussy
    and it ain't my fault she's fussy...

  • Tippy, My spoiled Brat Cat

    by Janice Herzog

    I have a certain cat,
    Who's such a spoiled brat...

  • Glue Eating Goat

    by Dave Wayne

    You say that your goat,
    Drank rubber cement...

  • The odd monstrosity was heavy
    It brought my temperature up...

  • Poor harry

    by MerlinofAthens

    Poor harry
    he could have been a Goldman Sachs Executive...

  • A Princess Wannabe

    by Holly Cassidy

    I wanna be:
    Like Rapunzel with her...

  • He handed out the poetry assignment and against my...
    I read across the top the page "These are the...

  • The Chase

    by Tyler Moore

    They have been following me for some time now,
    and by 'they' I mean them of course...

  • Chocolate

    by Michelle Stapp

    Chocolate
    Smooth, sweet...