Other Funny Poems

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  • Longest Poem Ever (2)

    by Daniel Milano

    This poem looks like it's short,
    But indeed it will not stop...

  • Why the Cat Purrs (2)

    by Corinne

    There once was a Persian Pussycat
    Who always loved to pounce...

  • *Oldie but Goodie*
    I tried to kill a fly...

  • Use Me, Abuse Me (2)

    by Timothy

    You use me,
    You abuse me...

  • Brain Squeeze (2)

    by MartyrAmanda

    Finding words to say the truth,
    Its really hard...

  • I must go down to the sea again
    I'm concerned about my socks...

  • "Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep"
    and doesn't really want to find them...

  • She said how? (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    She said, 'how long can an aging man hold on to...
    He said, 'Honey I can show you quicker than I can...

  • Anointed with Oil (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Drill baby drill a little bit faster
    No need for a deep water disaster...

  • Lost in Cyberspace (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Danger Will Robinson you can't just wander where...
    I am sensing radioactivity, or some alien has cut...

  • Ice Cream (2)

    by Denise Hernandez

    Ice cream is good. I hate how it melts. Ice cream...
    Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla too. Strawberry...

  • Nazi Girl (2)

    by Some Random Human

    I met a girl, she's pretty cute,
    she said she liked my blond hair and eyes blue...