Other Funny Poems

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  • I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
    Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet...

  • Boob story (1)

    by candace

    For years and years they told me,
    Be careful of your breasts...

  • Fat (1)

    by candace

    Some say fat is back, where at I think its whack
    How can fat come back when it never began...

  • The know-it-alls (1)

    by candace

    Let me tell you what would be a real treat:
    A gathering of Know-It-Alls together at a meet...

  • Playboy

    by candace

    She poses with her legs spread
    The muscles in her thighs show...

  • Stripper (1)

    by candace

    Now my would be lover,
    You think that it's over...

  • Oh, What A Day! (12)

    by Romantic Lover

    Oh, what a long day
    Meetings one after another...

  • My Sammy (1)

    by Kalgalath

    You are the one thing,
    That brightens my day...

  • ROLL ROLL ROLL YOUR BLUNT TWIST IT AT THE
    END TAKE A PUFF THATS ENOUGH PASS IT TO...

  • Yo yo yo
    I'm hot 'cuz I'm Blaze...

  • Obsessive Fan (4)

    by I Seem to be the Heartless

    I have pictures of you
    All over my wall...

  • The years go by so fast
    All we have left are memories...