Guy's were made for women
to buy them shoes and clothes...
They thought I was crazy.
And they were right...
Monkey see
monkey do...
I've got purple polish on my nails
And a green shirt on my back...
Before i take you to the dentist
you need to help me find my shopping list...
Larry the very hairy fairy, he wants to marry...
Then he met Jerry,and now he wants to marry Kerry...
Curses! My wretched thoughts forced my stay
Upon the desk pen and papers in disarray...
I love orange soda
its so yummy...
It has been so long
oh so long...
A hobo once licked my foot,
he said it tasted like cheese...
I Was Walking Down The Street,
I Saw The Same Man...
Registered at Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart is a wonderful place...