6 pack,
8 pack...
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see...
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I love beef jerky
It is the best...
This is because numb nuts mcgee couldn't read the...
I love beef jerky...
Porcelain, Porcelain made of glass
Friend wanted to kick my ass...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...
Written for a public speaking contest in my...
I'm going now to tell you guys...
School sucks
it takes my bucks...
(Note: a poem a friend of mine mostly wrote)
When I lost my Ipod...
Roses are red violets are blue
its not working out between me and you...
Ode To Fez
At my feet to warm my toes...