Splat (5)

by Kik

I'm a horsefly,
I'm about to die...

When you cry (3)

by MoveAlong

When you cry
I drown in an ocean of pain...

I Am Woman (4)

by Rainee

I fix my hair
There,thats better...

Models (3)

by InvisiblyHeartless

The runway lights shine bright
Professional price tags maxed out...

George the elephant

by Thepainwithinme

George the elephant is a good friend of mine,
He has good manners and is very kind...

Worlds Funniest Joke! (2)

by Chris Gross

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the...

Cute Guy At The Theatre

by Lousy Eyes

Hello, cute guy in the movies sitting about 3 rows...
How fate let us get this chance, we may never...

Ramble, "Splat" (1)

by Kik

I think it's ironic,
How I can work so hard...

Over-Serious Anonymous 12-Step Program

by Jessica Smith

1. We admitted that we were powerless over...
2. Came to believe that only by lightening up...

Etiquette

by Meredith

Don't throw up,
All over your dress...

Porkey Pie (4)

by DaytimeStar

I like pie
and it tastes like dead pig...

It's Real

by I Seem to be the Heartless

Look at me,
New York City...