Telling you about a strange thing that happened to...
it was that terrible Saturday with full moon...
I pick up the phone ready to call her,
but...oh no! I forgot her number...
Dear Santa,
Here is my list...
Today I saw an alien, and I got a love erection,
After he had given me an injection...
Good girls don't lie, Bad girls don't cry, Dumb...
One, two
I have to poo...
Eleven, twelve
I'm worried about my health...
Tongues that can not talk
souls that can not love or hate...
I did not mean to,
use you as my favorite toy...
A,B,C,D,E,F,G gummy bears are chasing me. one is...
pls tell me if you like it or not...
I am a Harry Potter nerd.
Yes, I confess, it's true...
Your so yellow
Im infatuated...