Other Funny Quotes

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  • "that quote was NOT funny."

    by l0ser
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  • Life a pitch. Then I strike you out!

    by Crystal
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  • (("for ever moment of silence a blue cow is born"))

    "-silence- you know whats coming"-boy1
    "-gets the shot gun- hell yea cow huntin"-boy2
    "NO you dont shoot em!"- boy1

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  • I may be a biotch
    but a classy one
    your a skank
    a nasty one.
    : )

    by Hillary
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  • I'm a goofy goober yeah,
    I'm a goofy goober yeah!~!~
    I'm a goofy gobber yeah
    and if u hav a problem with it...
    U CAN GET OVER IT!~!~! LOL!~!~

    by Olivia
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  • Ya LOVE me Ya HATE

    But hey Ya CAN'T LOVE WITH OUT ME

    AIN'T IT TRU?

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  • Why are pubic hairs curley?

    so they dont poke you in the eye.

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  • If you want to sound smart, just use big words no-one else knows

    by dante
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  • The land of plugington, ruled by the marshmallow king, postman pan.

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  • If it's unladylike, fattening, or fun, I'm in!!!

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