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  • (("for ever moment of silence a blue cow is born"))

    "-silence- you know whats coming"-boy1
    "-gets the shot gun- hell yea cow huntin"-boy2
    "NO you dont shoot em!"- boy1

    by XxXTwistedxXxIllusionXxX
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  • I may be a biotch
    but a classy one
    your a skank
    a nasty one.
    : )

    by Hillary
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  • I'm a goofy goober yeah,
    I'm a goofy goober yeah!~!~
    I'm a goofy gobber yeah
    and if u hav a problem with it...
    U CAN GET OVER IT!~!~! LOL!~!~

    by Olivia
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  • Ya LOVE me Ya HATE

    But hey Ya CAN'T LOVE WITH OUT ME

    AIN'T IT TRU?

    by XxkorenCrowxX
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  • Why are pubic hairs curley?

    so they dont poke you in the eye.

    by tamra chantel
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  • If you want to sound smart, just use big words no-one else knows

    by dante
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  • The land of plugington, ruled by the marshmallow king, postman pan.

    by Suicidal Love
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  • If it's unladylike, fattening, or fun, I'm in!!!

    by Danny0051
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  • I want real answers, intelligent answers, believable answers, and answers that don't make me ass.
    --Noelle
    [[ass is supposed to be laugh, she messed up her lines for the spring play. Don't know how she managed to mistake ass for laugh, but....]]

    by NonsensicallyNeurotic
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  • * "A man come to oor (not wor) door. I says come in, take a seat. He says 'I'm coming in to take the lot.'"

    Bobby Thompson

    by Michael
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