SAME CRAP ALL YEAR ROUND !

I'm more man then you'll ever be, and more women then you'll ever have.

P.M.S. = Pop Midol Soon

[[Rick]]: "What number do u get when u turn 8 upside down?"
[[Me]]: "Two sevens?"

*sumthin i actually said to my bfs dad so now my nickname is "sevens"

And i quote 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!'

Stop reposting the same quotes!

if i see another "if life gives you lemon.." shiet again...

"Hey it's the winner of the Truman Capote look a like contest."

Alfie Singer (Woody Allen)

Annie Hall - "Hey I was younger than."

Alfie Singer - "It was just last year."

- Annie Hall

"I just don't want to belong to a club that would...uh...uh have someone like me in it."

- Alfie Singer (Woodie Allen)

An 88 year old virgin goes to the doctor and tells him she has crabs! he said no these arent crabs, they're fruit flies... your cherry has rotten!