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  • C: i didnt kno that
    B: yea havent u eva heard the saying everything is bigger in texas?
    ME: oh i guess ur not from texas baby
    MY BF: *sighs and nods* i kno

    tru convo

    ** srry baby i love u!!!!!!!!

    by Momma
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  • How much imagination do I have?

    Well, imagine a 27-foot Blaziken-Lucario black dragon monkey gryphon slicing the moon slowly 5.62 ways with a slice of its rubbery evil baby dove wings...

    ...while standing on dirt 5,119 feet underground.

    by Kelvin Williams aka Bloodhound
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  • IRacecar boob rats live on no evil star boob racecar!

    I LUV PALINDROMES!

    by Kelvin Williams aka Bloodhound
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  • I'm a nobody,
    Nobody's perfect,
    ....Therefore I'm perfect!

    (I heard this and I loved it)

    by ForbiddenSnowflake
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  • I have issues :D

    by JeN
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  • Im not retarded i just enjoy to lick windows

    by lindsey
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  • Isn't it funny how they can take a song about a long distance relationship and turn it into a Tupperware commercial?

    by Jennifer RIP Lesthat Hayden
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  • Im so GANGSTER my grills are made out of candy wrapers i found in my pocket!

    by XxLoserFaceIsLostxX
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  • 95 percent of the time I'm nice, but five percent of the time - i make the devil look like God!
    - - my science teacher said this to me!

    by Suicidal Love
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  • When life gives you lemons, you cram them up the butts of your enemies......lol

    by Amber
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