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IRacecar boob rats live on no evil star boob racecar! |
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I'm a nobody, |
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I have issues :D |
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Im not retarded i just enjoy to lick windows |
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Isn't it funny how they can take a song about a long distance relationship and turn it into a Tupperware commercial? |
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Im so GANGSTER my grills are made out of candy wrapers i found in my pocket! |
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95 percent of the time I'm nice, but five percent of the time - i make the devil look like God! |
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When life gives you lemons, you cram them up the butts of your enemies......lol |
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I was the best man in the wedding, if I'm the best man why is she marrying him? |
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My husband and I were happy for 20 years then we met |