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  • YOU SHOULD PUT A CONDOM OVER YOUR HEAD.
    iF YOUR GONNA ACT LiKE A Di*K,
    YOU MiGHT AS WELL LOOK LiKE ONE TOO.
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    - TO DiEGO
    THiS WASNT MADE BY ME

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  • Their was a condom and a tampon
    the condom said "you always mess up my buisness for 5 days dont you!"
    the tampon then said. . . "yeah but when you screw up, i loose my job for 9 months!"

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  • OMG! whats that thing growing on your neck? oh...its just your face.

    by Shauna
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  • I know this sounds mean...but...can you drown a fish?And if so do you drown it with air or water?It sounds so mean!

    by Kelsey
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  • In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people.

    I started crying when I thought of you.

    Run, my little retard friend, run.

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  • "cars will not have intercourse on this bridge."

    by reaper
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  • DO do do do di do di do do do do do do doo da da da da do di di do do dooooo!!!!!!! This is my song. Love it or die.

    by Phoenix
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  • I only want to live long enough to make you want me. . .
    enough for you to leave me . . .
    and long enough for you to relize you cant live withhout me. . .

    by heaven
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  • Her- man the teacher told me to get my azz there
    me- well i guez they don juz wan ur azz there. thatd b too temptin for tha guyz

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  • Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you. but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

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