Having an attack dog trained to keep people out of the bathroom could be a lot of fun =P

ELLO!
POOP:)

YOU SHOULD PUT A CONDOM OVER YOUR HEAD.
iF YOUR GONNA ACT LiKE A Di*K,
YOU MiGHT AS WELL LOOK LiKE ONE TOO.
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- TO DiEGO
THiS WASNT MADE BY ME

Their was a condom and a tampon
the condom said "you always mess up my buisness for 5 days dont you!"
the tampon then said. . . "yeah but when you screw up, i loose my job for 9 months!"

OMG! whats that thing growing on your neck? oh...its just your face.

I know this sounds mean...but...can you drown a fish?And if so do you drown it with air or water?It sounds so mean!

In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run, my little retard friend, run.

"cars will not have intercourse on this bridge."

DO do do do di do di do do do do do do doo da da da da do di di do do dooooo!!!!!!! This is my song. Love it or die.

I only want to live long enough to make you want me. . .
enough for you to leave me . . .
and long enough for you to relize you cant live withhout me. . .