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  • Me: Brittney has been on the news a lot
    friend: She's been on a lot of things recently
    me: LMAO, was that intended to sound that way
    friend: no, but i guess thats true too

    Gotta love that sexual innuendo

    by Curing the Comon Cliche
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  • "anonymous lover" PM ME!!!!!!

    by MeltInHisArms
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  • Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

    by El
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  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    A face like yours
    belongs in the ZOO!

    by El
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  • Why waste money to get high when you can go SHOPPING!

    by LiZz
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  • On graduation my class is going to be like "YAAAA IANNN" scoffs, for the picture.Ian laughs."Waits thats not funny x.x" We all thank Ian because he all kept us together lol.My class makes me cry but they can make me laugh.

    by MyMuse
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  • Never fight a ugly person....... they have nothing to lose!!

    by LiZz
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  • Oh noes! dont forget your cape! youll plummet to the groouuund!....-sighs and dials 911

    by Shauna
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  • Honey, dont tell me im going crazy...i accomplished that before you could even say "nutcase."

    by Shauna
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  • How old are you ..
    old enough,
    old enough for what....
    to partii
    .........................................
    lmao
    -- super bad

    by AmandaRose
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