Honey, dont tell me im going crazy...i accomplished that before you could even say "nutcase."

How old are you ..
old enough,
old enough for what....
to partii
.........................................
lmao
-- super bad

Waiting for you is driving me crazy so COME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know why the easter bunny hid the eggs? he didnt want anyone to know he was f**king chickens!!!!!

Humpty dumpty sat on the bed, lil bo peep was givin him head. as soon as he came she started 2 weep, she knew by the taste he'd bee fuking her sheep

I'm so gangster my grills are gum rappers !!!!!

When I look in the mirror,
I see a stupid loser...
I sigh, and remember that

YOUR STANDING NEXT TO ME!

Then when your gone, I see...

Just me.

HAHA!

--**Skye~

On a scale 1 to 10...
How old is Micheal Jacksons new boyfriend?

If a carrot was an acholic substance bunnies would be drunk all day :PP

When life give's you lemons, make grape juice and make the world wonder how you did it!