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  • Confucious say: he who sits on couch, is vegetable.

    by Loecs
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  • Confucious say: he who lift up sick child is under the influenza.

    by Loecs
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  • Confucious say: he who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    by Loecs
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  • YOUR MOM!!!!

    HAS A;;;;;

    PENIS!!!!!!

    by Special k
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  • You Make It Rain,
    I Make It SHOWER!!

    lmao

    [i had my little moment here lmfao]

    by Gabriele
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  • After a year of therapy my psychitrest said "well maybe life isn't for everyone"

    by Kitten
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  • Dean: "I'm Batman."
    Sam: "Yeah...You're Batman..."

    --Supernatural.

    by Mandy
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  • Clerk: "May I help you, miss?"
    Me: "Yeah, I'm looking for a Valentine's card - the mushier the better."
    Clerk: "Valentine's Day was 12 days ago."
    ME: "I know, that's why the mushier, the better."

    by Broken Ballerina
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  • Behind evey b**ch....is a MAN that made her that way!!!

    by .:*LeT mE lEt Go*:.
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  • Beer-$15
    Bag of Weed-$40
    Condoms-$5.75
    Finding Out She Swallows-...Priceless...

    by Tortoise
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